Max

Abi: I'm a little afraid of Max.
Josh: Why?
Abi: He's always chasing me in school.
Josh: Really?
Abi: Yeah. He tries to chase me and kiss me. Eww.
Josh: He tries to kiss you?
Abi: Yeah. And sometimes he gets other people to help him chase me.
Josh: Does anyone else in your class try to chase people and kiss them?
Abi: I don't know. I don't think so.
Mira: Are you friends with Max? Do you ever play with him?
Abi: No, he just chases me and tries to kiss me. And sometimes I kiss him back!

Poetry

THE MORNING SONG
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Oh! When I woke up I sat in my room.
Oh! When I woke up I sang a tune.
Oh! When I woke up I was looking at the moon.
Oh! When I woke up I smiled!


THE HANDSOME SONG
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Chapter 1: OSE
What a handsome pose!
What a handsome rose!
What handsome toes!
What a handsome nose!


Chapter 2: OON OOM
What a handsome room!
What a handsome tune!
What a handsome broom!
What a handsome moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-ooon!
THE END


THE RHYME POEM
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Mouse in a house
Books on hooks
Silk in milk
The moon is soon
Twos in shoes
One on a thumb
I love you

The spellchecker

Abi, on seeing Gmail's spellchecker tag the word "Shabbat":

"Mama, I think our computer isn't Jewish!"